Signs

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sign over a Gynaecologist's Office: 

'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.' 

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In a Podiatrist's office: 

'Time wounds all heels.' 
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On a Septic Tank Truck : 

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels 

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At a Proctologist's door: 

'To expedite your visit, please back in.' 
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On a Plumber's truck: 

'We repair what your husband fixed.' 
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On another Plumber's truck: 

'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.' 
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On a Church's Billboard: 

'7 days without God makes one weak.' 
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At a Tyre Shop in  Milwaukee : 

'Invite us to your next blowout.' 

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On an Electrician's truck: 

'Let us remove your shorts.' 
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In a Nonsmoking Area:

'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.' 
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On a Maternity Room door: 

'Push. Push. Push.' 
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At an Optometrist's Office : 

'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.' 
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On a Taxidermist's window: 

'We really know our stuff.'
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On a Fence: 

'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!' 
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At a Car Dealership: 

'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.' 
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Outside a Muffler Shop: 

'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.' 
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room: 

'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!' 
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At the Electric Company: 

'We would be delighted if you send in your payment. 
However, if you don't, you will be.' 
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In a Restaurant window:

'Don't stand there and be hungry.
Come on in and get fed up.' 
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

'Drive carefully. We'll wait.' 
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At a Propane Filling Station: 

'Thank heaven for little grills.' 
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And finally,
Chicago Radiator Shop:

'Best place in town to take a leak.'

Edited by MrsMojo