Signs
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Topic: Signs
Posted By: MrsMojo
Subject: Signs
Date Posted: 04 September 2008 at 6:08pm
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sign over a Gynaecologist's Office:
'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.' **************************
In a Podiatrist's office:
'Time wounds all heels.' **************************
On a Septic Tank Truck :
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At a Proctologist's door:
'To expedite your visit, please back in.' **************************
On a Plumber's truck:
'We repair what your husband fixed.' **************************
On another Plumber's truck:
'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.' **************************
On a Church's Billboard:
'7 days without God makes one weak.' **************************
At a Tyre Shop in Milwaukee :
'Invite us to your next blowout.'
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On an Electrician's truck:
'Let us remove your shorts.' **************************
In a Nonsmoking Area:
'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.' **************************
On a Maternity Room door:
'Push. Push. Push.' **************************
At an Optometrist's Office :
'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.' **************************
On a Taxidermist's window:
'We really know our stuff.' **************************
On a Fence:
'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!' **************************
At a Car Dealership:
'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.' **************************
Outside a Muffler Shop:
'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.' **************************
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!' **************************
At the Electric Company:
'We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be.' **************************
In a Restaurant window:
'Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up.' **************************
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
'Drive carefully. We'll wait.' **************************
At a Propane Filling Station:
'Thank heaven for little grills.' **************************
And finally, Chicago Radiator Shop:
'Best place in town to take a leak.' -------------  
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Replies:
Posted By: hooper
Date Posted: 04 September 2008 at 6:19pm
they are good. ------------- Desiree 
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Posted By: Daizy
Date Posted: 04 September 2008 at 7:32pm
Lol! ------------- 
 
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Posted By: Neeks
Date Posted: 04 September 2008 at 7:37pm
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LOL -------------  
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