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    Posted: 27 May 2007 at 1:54pm

Hey there ladies another lady posted the link to this on a different site i go to.. and oh my god it's the funniest birth story, the lady is just such a crack up the whole way thru.. a little long but very truthful and so funny. (did i mention the funny?)

Grab a cuppa and have a read.

funny birth story
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Hehe that's a good one! Although I don't know if I should read too many birth stories, I'm starting to freak out a bit! Ignorance is bliss.
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I just found it so funny. it's crazythe silly little things you actually remember about your labours even if you black the rest out.
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HAHAHAHA!!!

Oh my goodnes that was SO funny! Poop contractions, the "dreaded hospital gown", Madame Mustache, the mirror! Oh so funny!
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LOL Everything you said Teresa and BURRRRRRRNNNNNIIIINNNG!
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LOL that was so funny, makes you wonder how anyone ever has more than 1 baby.
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bums, i can't access it, will have to try tomorrow
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heheh thats soo funny and soo nice as well
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Originally posted by fleury fleury wrote:

LOL that was so funny, makes you wonder how anyone ever has more than 1 baby.


Well for my part, I can say that I experienced half of that with Briona and the other half with Krystiana... so it doesn't have to be that bad. And look at the rewards!
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*grabs a cuppa*

Man, I loved that story!

And there goes another Janet Jackson nipple!

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Oh my goodness I am almost crying it is that funny!!!! Have printed out a copy so I can put in my hospital bag, cos it definitely is worth it!!!


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I agree with Teresa.. I didn't experience any of that at all, no snip no epidural, no hours and hours of waiting no induction. that chick had it all nearly lol!

You could go the complete opposite and push em out after under 4 hrs of any labour at all with no pain releif at all.. he he, i know first timers dont think that way but a fair few first timers do things pretty quickly.. and most people will always have something happen that's different to how they thought it would be.

I just loved her blunt humour about it all.
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What a great story!
I wish I had the talent to write something as good as that!


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I love it! Have just forwarded it to a friend who I know will especially appreciate the epidural bit.
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That was so funny
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I had to read that in parts after discovering hysterical laughter doesn't go well with a miniscule bladder!!
Honestly my days of worrying about an epidural are so over LMAO....
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Very funny!! As for the frequent references to Janet Jackson's nipple, lol!

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Not sure about this anymore. Maybe we should just have dogs.
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i honestly just peed a little
that was really really really really funny

i loved..

"Jon is still trying to reconcile the fact that he wasted three precious hours of his life timing poop labor."

HILARIOUS.
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hahahah :) very amusing.. :D
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