funny birth story.. cracked me up.
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Topic: funny birth story.. cracked me up.
Posted By: mum2paris
Subject: funny birth story.. cracked me up.
Date Posted: 27 May 2007 at 1:54pm
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Hey there ladies another lady posted the link to this on a different site i go to.. and oh my god it's the funniest birth story, the lady is just such a crack up the whole way thru.. a little long but very truthful and so funny. (did i mention the funny?) Grab a cuppa and have a read. http://www.dooce.com/archives/daily/03_16_2004.html - funny birth story ------------- Janine and her 2 cool chicks, Paris & Ayja 
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Posted By: emz
Date Posted: 27 May 2007 at 2:11pm
Hehe that's a good one! Although I don't know if I should read too many birth stories, I'm starting to freak out a bit! Ignorance is bliss. 
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Posted By: mum2paris
Date Posted: 27 May 2007 at 2:18pm
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I just found it so funny. it's crazythe silly little things you actually remember about your labours even if you black the rest out. ------------- Janine and her 2 cool chicks, Paris & Ayja
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Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 27 May 2007 at 2:18pm
HAHAHAHA!!! 
Oh my goodnes that was SO funny! Poop contractions, the "dreaded hospital gown", Madame Mustache, the mirror! Oh so funny! -------------  |
Posted By: caraMel
Date Posted: 27 May 2007 at 5:23pm
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LOL Everything you said Teresa and BURRRRRRRNNNNNIIIINNNG! ------------- Mel, Mummy to E: 6, B: 4 and: 
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Posted By: caliandjack
Date Posted: 27 May 2007 at 6:06pm
| LOL that was so funny, makes you wonder how anyone ever has more than 1 baby. |
Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 27 May 2007 at 8:09pm
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bums, i can't access it, will have to try tomorrow ------------- The Honest Un PC Parent of 2, usually stuck in the naughty corner! :P |
Posted By: james
Date Posted: 28 May 2007 at 2:58pm
heheh thats soo funny and soo nice as well ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 28 May 2007 at 3:54pm
Well for my part, I can say that I experienced half of that with Briona and the other half with Krystiana... so it doesn't have to be that bad. And look at the rewards! ------------- |
fleury wrote:Posted By: bookwyrm
Date Posted: 28 May 2007 at 4:37pm
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*grabs a cuppa*
Man, I loved that story! And there goes another Janet Jackson nipple! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: catcase
Date Posted: 28 May 2007 at 4:37pm
Oh my goodness I am almost crying it is that funny!!!! Have printed out a copy so I can put in my hospital bag, cos it definitely is worth it!!!    ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: mum2paris
Date Posted: 28 May 2007 at 5:14pm
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I agree with Teresa.. I didn't experience any of that at all, no snip no epidural, no hours and hours of waiting no induction. that chick had it all nearly lol!
You could go the complete opposite and push em out after under 4 hrs of any labour at all with no pain releif at all.. he he, i know first timers dont think that way but a fair few first timers do things pretty quickly.. and most people will always have something happen that's different to how they thought it would be. I just loved her blunt humour about it all. ------------- Janine and her 2 cool chicks, Paris & Ayja
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Posted By: emachan
Date Posted: 31 May 2007 at 6:15pm
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What a great story!
I wish I had the talent to write something as good as that! ------------- http://lilypie.com" rel="nofollow">  DD#1 Sept 08 DD#2 Oct 09 |
Posted By: Mazzy
Date Posted: 31 May 2007 at 7:42pm
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I love it! Have just forwarded it to a friend who I know will especially appreciate the epidural bit.
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Posted By: Carmel
Date Posted: 05 June 2007 at 2:07pm
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That was so funny
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Posted By: Babe
Date Posted: 17 June 2007 at 3:25pm
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I had to read that in parts after discovering hysterical laughter doesn't go well with a miniscule bladder!!
Honestly my days of worrying about an epidural are so over LMAO.... THANKYOU mum2paris!!!!! -------------   
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Posted By: kabe
Date Posted: 17 June 2007 at 5:14pm
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Very funny!! As for the frequent references to Janet Jackson's nipple, lol! ------------- http://alterna-tickers.com"> 
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Posted By: Konagirl
Date Posted: 17 June 2007 at 5:26pm
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Not sure about this anymore. Maybe we should just have dogs. ------------- Angel babies Mar '04, Oct '08 and Sep '09. |
Posted By: ezza
Date Posted: 18 June 2007 at 1:47pm
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i honestly just peed a little
that was really really really really funny i loved.. "Jon is still trying to reconcile the fact that he wasted three precious hours of his life timing poop labor." HILARIOUS. |
Posted By: lil_miss
Date Posted: 25 June 2007 at 7:27pm
| hahahah :) very amusing.. :D |
Posted By: fattartsrock
Date Posted: 25 June 2007 at 8:09pm
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That was hilarious!!! I've cut and pasted my fave part, the bit I really identify with!
Tuesday, 3:30 AM My doctor arrives and he is very groggy. He wasn’t expecting my labor to go so quickly. He stands at the end of the hospital bed to assess my progress and I can see the reflection of the carnage of my vagina in his glasses. HORROR! Tuesday, 3:40 AM I want to ask my doctor to take off his glasses so that I don’t have to be confronted with my own reflection, but at this point the baby’s head is crowning and I can feel my body stretching around her skull. Why can I feel this? This feeling is WEIRD. Tuesday, 3:45 AM OUCH. BABY’S HEAD. BURRRRRNNNNNNNIIINNNNGGGGGG. ------------- The Honest Un PC Parent of 2, usually stuck in the naughty corner! :P |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: 28 June 2007 at 1:00pm
hehehe very funny ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: JD
Date Posted: 28 June 2007 at 1:01pm
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Posted By: JD
Date Posted: 28 June 2007 at 1:01pm
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whoops, not sure how I managed that last post??? ------------- http://lilypie.com">
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