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mum2paris 
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Posted: 27 May 2007 at 1:54pm |
Hey there ladies another lady posted the link to this on a different site i go to.. and oh my god it's the funniest birth story, the lady is just such a crack up the whole way thru.. a little long but very truthful and so funny. (did i mention the funny?)
Grab a cuppa and have a read.
funny birth story
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Posted: 27 May 2007 at 2:11pm |
Hehe that's a good one! Although I don't know if I should read too many birth stories, I'm starting to freak out a bit! Ignorance is bliss. 
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Posted: 27 May 2007 at 2:18pm |
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I just found it so funny. it's crazythe silly little things you actually remember about your labours even if you black the rest out.
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Posted: 27 May 2007 at 2:18pm |
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Posted: 27 May 2007 at 5:23pm |
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LOL Everything you said Teresa and BURRRRRRRNNNNNIIIINNNG!
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Posted: 27 May 2007 at 6:06pm |
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LOL that was so funny, makes you wonder how anyone ever has more than 1 baby.
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Posted: 27 May 2007 at 8:09pm |
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bums, i can't access it, will have to try tomorrow
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The Honest Un PC Parent of 2, usually stuck in the naughty corner! :P
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Posted: 28 May 2007 at 2:58pm |
heheh thats soo funny and soo nice as well 
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Posted: 28 May 2007 at 3:54pm |
 fleury wrote:
LOL that was so funny, makes you wonder how anyone ever has more than 1 baby. |
Well for my part, I can say that I experienced half of that with Briona and the other half with Krystiana... so it doesn't have to be that bad. And look at the rewards!
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Posted: 28 May 2007 at 4:37pm |
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*grabs a cuppa*
Man, I loved that story!
And there goes another Janet Jackson nipple!
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Posted: 28 May 2007 at 4:37pm |
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mum2paris
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Posted: 28 May 2007 at 5:14pm |
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I agree with Teresa.. I didn't experience any of that at all, no snip no epidural, no hours and hours of waiting no induction. that chick had it all nearly lol!
You could go the complete opposite and push em out after under 4 hrs of any labour at all with no pain releif at all.. he he, i know first timers dont think that way but a fair few first timers do things pretty quickly.. and most people will always have something happen that's different to how they thought it would be.
I just loved her blunt humour about it all.
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Posted: 31 May 2007 at 6:15pm |
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What a great story!
I wish I had the talent to write something as good as that!
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Posted: 31 May 2007 at 7:42pm |
I love it! Have just forwarded it to a friend who I know will especially appreciate the epidural bit. 
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Posted: 05 June 2007 at 2:07pm |
That was so funny
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Posted: 17 June 2007 at 3:25pm |
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I had to read that in parts after discovering hysterical laughter doesn't go well with a miniscule bladder!!
Honestly my days of worrying about an epidural are so over LMAO....
THANKYOU mum2paris!!!!!
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Posted: 17 June 2007 at 5:14pm |
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Very funny!! As for the frequent references to Janet Jackson's nipple, lol!
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Posted: 17 June 2007 at 5:26pm |
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Not sure about this anymore. Maybe we should just have dogs.
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Angel babies Mar '04, Oct '08 and Sep '09.
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ezza
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Posted: 18 June 2007 at 1:47pm |
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i honestly just peed a little
that was really really really really funny
i loved..
"Jon is still trying to reconcile the fact that he wasted three precious hours of his life timing poop labor."
HILARIOUS.
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Posted: 25 June 2007 at 7:27pm |
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hahahah :) very amusing.. :D
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funny birth story.. cracked me up.
