The 10 Step Programme for TTC’ers

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   So... first off an apology for those involved in a 10 or 12 step programme but I thought it would be kinda funny to have ourselves a bit of a laugh and make up 10 steps relating to ttc.....(maybe it's just my mad sense of humour so maybe you won't find it funny at all)

Step One

I shall faithfully take my temperature at the same time each day.

Step Two

I will not play with my temps to make my chart look good.

Step Three

I won't remove/edit data so ff gives me lines, or gives them back.

Step Four

When I get a positive OPK, I shall resist the urge to scream out to everybody ' I've got a positive, I've got a positive - this just confuses DH/DP who then thinks it's a BFP and you have just told him we need to be BD'ng!!!

Step Five

Whilst in the TWW I shall not obsess over every symptom and sign.

Step Six

God grant me the patience whilst in the TWW

Step Seven

I promise never to hold it against my DH/DP if he gets sick and that interferes with BD'ng (well not for long anyway)

Step Eight

God grant us the power to make DH/DP's little swimmers into super athletic demons to find our little eggs, at olympic medal speed!

Step Nine

God grant us the power to have perfectly well behaved bodies and perfect eggs to meet those olympic swimmers.

and finally.......

Step Ten

God grant us the serenity to change the things (but not temps remember ladies) we can and accept the things we can't, and if all else fails well there's always Oh Baby to have a good rant!!!!

So there we go, the ten step programme.  Hopefully it brings a smile.