The 10 Step Programme for TTC’ers
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Topic: The 10 Step Programme for TTC’ers
Posted By: asicsgal
Subject: The 10 Step Programme for TTC’ers
Date Posted: 16 March 2009 at 8:59pm
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So... first off an apology for those involved in a 10 or 12 step programme but I thought it would be kinda funny to have ourselves a bit of a laugh and make up 10 steps relating to ttc.....(maybe it's just my mad sense of humour so maybe you won't find it funny at all)
Step One I shall faithfully take my temperature at the same time each day. Step Two I will not play with my temps to make my chart look good. Step Three I won't remove/edit data so ff gives me lines, or gives them back. Step Four When I get a positive OPK, I shall resist the urge to scream out to everybody ' I've got a positive, I've got a positive - this just confuses DH/DP who then thinks it's a BFP and you have just told him we need to be BD'ng!!! Step Five Whilst in the TWW I shall not obsess over every symptom and sign. Step Six God grant me the patience whilst in the TWW Step Seven I promise never to hold it against my DH/DP if he gets sick and that interferes with BD'ng (well not for long anyway) Step Eight God grant us the power to make DH/DP's little swimmers into super athletic demons to find our little eggs, at olympic medal speed! Step Nine God grant us the power to have perfectly well behaved bodies and perfect eggs to meet those olympic swimmers. and finally....... Step Ten God grant us the serenity to change the things (but not temps remember ladies) we can and accept the things we can't, and if all else fails well there's always Oh Baby to have a good rant!!!! So there we go, the ten step programme. Hopefully it brings a smile.  ------------- http://lilypie.com">  
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Posted By: monkey33
Date Posted: 16 March 2009 at 9:16pm
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Posted By: Oxy
Date Posted: 16 March 2009 at 9:22pm
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I like it LOL
------------- http://www.fertilityfriend.com/home/250ed1" rel="nofollow">  TTC#1 Jan 2009 |
Posted By: chocol8
Date Posted: 16 March 2009 at 9:30pm
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Fantastic! well done!
I need to work on Nos 2 & 3!!! |
Posted By: Nutella
Date Posted: 16 March 2009 at 11:11pm
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I need to work on number one...heehee. ------------- 
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Posted By: freckle
Date Posted: 17 March 2009 at 7:32am
he he very good asics!! I gotta focus on Number 5, 6 and 7... plus I need a No11 - I promise to to POAS until at least 12DPO and only ONCE a day  ------------- mum to 3 lovely girls :D |
Posted By: Lexidore
Date Posted: 17 March 2009 at 7:54am
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Asics you rock!! You certainly make this TTC journey an enjoyable one! ------------- 
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Posted By: LouD
Date Posted: 17 March 2009 at 8:45am
| LOL thats so funny asics!!! I agree we do need another step about POAS |
Posted By: asicsgal
Date Posted: 17 March 2009 at 4:47pm
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LOL yes we do, I was going to make it the 12 step but then I ran out of steam, but I agree. Glad you guys thought it funny. ------------- http://lilypie.com">
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Posted By: HuntersMama
Date Posted: 17 March 2009 at 7:29pm
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ha ha thats great!!! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: PixieL
Date Posted: 18 March 2009 at 11:55pm
| Brilliant! |