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    Posted: 12 February 2007 at 6:21pm
We had the in-laws for tea last night during which FIL let off a burp and said "excuse me" - as you do. But then Miss 3 pipes up with "You're supposed to say 'pardon'" ummm yea quick lesson on how if you burp you can choose which one you say lol

Then tonight we're at dinner with my brother (who boards with us) and she announces that she's just going to the toilet. I think we were told about 3 times lol but anyway while she was doing her little trickly business down the hall she called out to us: "I didn't wipe with my fingers this time!"
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Omg, isn't it great how kids are so honest about everything!
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Hehehehehehe that's so funny because it wasn't one of mine.
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LOL Teresa, too cute!

Maya needs help after she's done her business and she's not shy about sitting there calling out at the top of her lungs "wipe my boooooottom!"
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What about "I need a wiii-iipe... I need a wipe for pooooooosss" Haha now I'm cracking up!
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lol hahaha i no it will my urn soon anuff
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hahaha teresa, i'm sitting her cracking up. aren't kids great!

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Ahhhhhhhh ha ha haaaa I love that last one!  And now today's comment makes sense!  Ah she's gorgeous.
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I get "I've done POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, come wipe my bum"
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HA HA HA HE HE HE LOL....is all I have to say!

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A conversation my mum had with my 4 year old niece the other day.

Grandma hears Pepper running down the hall at top speed,

"Are you okay Peps?"
"Yes Grandma, I just need to do poos very badly"
"Okay good girl, do you need any help?"
"No Grandma, I have to learn to do it by myself because when I go to school the principal isn't going to come and wipe my bum for me is he?"

That had me giggling all morning
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Hahahaha these are hilarious!
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That is SO funny. I love the things kids say! Fantastic
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Hahahahaha what a laugh

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