I almost died! (of embarrassment)
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Topic: I almost died! (of embarrassment)
Posted By: busymum
Subject: I almost died! (of embarrassment)
Date Posted: 12 February 2007 at 6:21pm
We had the in-laws for tea last night during which FIL let off a burp and said "excuse me" - as you do. But then Miss 3 pipes up with "You're supposed to say 'pardon'" ummm yea quick lesson on how if you burp you can choose which one you say lol
Then tonight we're at dinner with my brother (who boards with us) and she announces that she's just going to the toilet. I think we were told about 3 times lol but anyway while she was doing her little trickly business down the hall she called out to us: "I didn't wipe with my fingers this time!"  
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Posted By: caraMel
Date Posted: 12 February 2007 at 6:34pm
Omg, isn't it great how kids are so honest about everything!
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Posted By: nuttymama
Date Posted: 12 February 2007 at 6:34pm
Hehehehehehe that's so funny because it wasn't one of mine.
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Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 12 February 2007 at 9:14pm
LOL Teresa, too cute!
Maya needs help after she's done her business and she's not shy about sitting there calling out at the top of her lungs "wipe my boooooottom!"
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Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 12 February 2007 at 9:48pm
What about "I need a wiii-iipe... I need a wipe for pooooooosss" Haha now I'm cracking up!
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Posted By: james
Date Posted: 12 February 2007 at 10:07pm
lol hahaha i no it will my urn soon anuff
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Posted By: ellabellame
Date Posted: 13 February 2007 at 7:46am
hahaha teresa, i'm sitting her cracking up. aren't kids great!
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Posted By: Andie
Date Posted: 13 February 2007 at 1:22pm
Ahhhhhhhh ha ha haaaa I love that last one! And now today's comment makes sense! Ah she's gorgeous.
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Posted By: mummy_becks
Date Posted: 13 February 2007 at 1:57pm
I get "I've done POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, come wipe my bum"
------------- I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived!
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Posted By: Roksana
Date Posted: 13 February 2007 at 2:02pm
HA HA HA HE HE HE LOL....is all I have to say!
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Posted By: caraMel
Date Posted: 13 February 2007 at 3:58pm
A conversation my mum had with my 4 year old niece the other day.
Grandma hears Pepper running down the hall at top speed,
"Are you okay Peps?"
"Yes Grandma, I just need to do poos very badly"
"Okay good girl, do you need any help?"
"No Grandma, I have to learn to do it by myself because when I go to school the principal isn't going to come and wipe my bum for me is he?"
That had me giggling all morning
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Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 13 February 2007 at 4:51pm
Hahahaha these are hilarious!
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Posted By: Lucy
Date Posted: 15 February 2007 at 3:29pm
That is SO funny. I love the things kids say! Fantastic
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Posted By: Kels
Date Posted: 16 February 2007 at 12:27pm
Hahahahaha what a laugh
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