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Posted: 10 January 2007 at 10:03am |
I just had to say it.
I'm entering my ovulatory phase, due to ovulate around Friday ish. At the moment, mother in law and husband's aunty are staying with us for the week, and towards the end of the week my brother in law and sister in law are arriving with our niece for the weekend.
We have a spare room at the end of the hallway, but across the hall is the back-up spare room, with a pull-out couch in it. But, it's such a small room that the pull out couch means you can't close the door. That's the room my MIL is in until Friday, at which time my BIL and SIL move in to that room.
I want to be BDing flat out, our bed squeeks!!!!! (DH is under *very* strict instructions to tighten the bolts *today*!!) AND we have a house full of people!
Oh, for goodness sake! There is someone out there (looks heavenwards) that does *not* want me to conceive a baby naturally!!
And *you lot* can just stop cracking up laughing at my predicament for this cycle.
(mumble grumble ...mumble grumble ...mumble grumble...)
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Posted: 10 January 2007 at 10:12am |
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you may want me to stop laughing, but that is the first giggle I have had all day!
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Posted: 10 January 2007 at 10:18am |
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Posted: 10 January 2007 at 10:26am |
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Sorry but it is funny! my friend had the same problem, she moved her duvet and some blankets to the floor of thier room to do the business then just jumped back into bed after!
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Posted: 10 January 2007 at 10:28am |
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Maybe you could try piling up some pillows and cushions and doing it on the floor!
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Posted: 10 January 2007 at 10:47am |
I was thinking that the floor might be the way to go but ...oh dear ...I'm going to have to tell another story ... (you've gotta love my stories, don't you? There seems to be one for every occasion)
The thing is, we've tried the floor thing, but then the dogs want to play 'wrestling' too
(Our 2 dogs sleep inside, in our room - this a security thing for me with DH working nights, and me home alone. It wakes me immediately if they get restless about anything).
This one time (no, *not* at band camp!) we were ...you know ...and (TMI comign right up) DH was standing at the side of the bed (our bed is quite high off the ground - it sits about my hip height), and I was sort of braced against the side of the bed (there were visitors in the end room, and it was to try and avoid squeeking by trying a different angle on the bed), and right at a rather crucial time ...
Guess how much I *don't* want to finish this story??
The bigger of our 2 dogs shoved his head up between DH's legs to see what was going on!
Oh, what to do ...what to do ....
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Posted: 10 January 2007 at 10:49am |
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hahahahaha, that's hilarious!!
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Posted: 10 January 2007 at 10:59am |
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There is always the backseat of the car! Thanks for sharing Ginger, I think you have given us all a bit of a giggle.
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Posted: 10 January 2007 at 11:00am |
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OMG rofl sooo funny. Could you guys swap with someone and have the spare room at the end of the hall away from everyone??
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Posted: 10 January 2007 at 11:07am |
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HAHAHAHA thank you so much for the laugh!
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Posted: 10 January 2007 at 11:13am |
hehehe awww ginger that makes it more fun like its forbidden sex haha
Id just go for gold haha but thats just me!!! LOL
When mum was staying here and i was close to being due she goes why dont u try sex lol so we did and i laughed so hard with her the next day!!
BTW sex didnt work  haha
U CAN DOOOOO EEEETTTTTTTT GINGER!!!!!!! 
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Posted: 10 January 2007 at 11:18am |
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Posted: 10 January 2007 at 11:46am |
That is so funny - I have tears rolling down my face
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Posted: 10 January 2007 at 12:04pm |
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damn, I pictured it more with the dogs nose up hubbies bum.
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Posted: 10 January 2007 at 12:16pm |
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Heavens no SB ... hubby jumped up the way real quick! Something about the dogs teeth too near his dangly bits ...
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Posted: 10 January 2007 at 12:23pm |
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Maybe go and find a motel that rents by the hour?????
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Posted: 10 January 2007 at 2:18pm |
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Ginger I did have to have a giggle as well. Maybe kick the dog out for a couple of nights and risk the floor.
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I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived!
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Posted: 10 January 2007 at 2:29pm |
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Now that's seriously dodgy!!!!!!!
I say go for it anyway! Why don't you have an "afternoon nap" and lock the dogs out of the room? The floor is definitely the way!
Do it Ginger! I'd love some more stories like the last one... that was hilarious 
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Posted: 10 January 2007 at 6:14pm |
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I say go ahead and do 'it' anyway and if they raise any eyebrows the next morning - be honest and say your trying to conceive - see what they have to say to that...!!!
We've been in a similar predicament with family staying and having two cats looking on....
Oh and thanks so much for the laugh!
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Posted: 10 January 2007 at 7:42pm |
Ginger it's only fair to share stories.  We recently moved into a new house and because its 5 bedroom and 2-storey, we decided to board the spare upstairs bedroom out to my brother, who is 20 and single. Our bedroom is at the opposite end of the house and downstairs so I wasn't concerned that he'd hear anything.
Well every time we have BDed (is it still called that when your pg?) since he moved in about two weeks ago, by coincidence he has been out... until one night this week. When I got up the next morning he said to me, "I thought you had gone into labour and you guys had gone to the hospital last night" and you know what I was thinking - *noises!* - but I calmly asked him why, and it turns out he just heard someone moving around and shutting doors! (lol what a relief! )
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Of all the dilemmas to have!
