Things that go bump in the night (TMI)
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Topic: Things that go bump in the night (TMI)
Posted By: ginger
Subject: Things that go bump in the night (TMI)
Date Posted: 09 February 2007 at 11:30am
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As you know, I was keeping tabs on my cervical position last cycle, and because of the whole spotting thing yesterday, I've also been checking CM internally yesterday/today.
Right towards the end of my cycle, I noticed that a section of my vaginal wall, up close to my cervix, was really hard. The back wall. Because my cervix was so soft, I thought this might have been something to do with that. Lat night after BD, DH said to me "Was that your cervix I was hitting? It felt like someone was rubbing the end of my knob [he's a poetic wee soul is my DH] with their finger" (I know, waaaayyyy TMI ...bear with me!) I said that I guessed so, that's way my cervix felt like to touch at the moment, and didn't think anything of it. Until this morning. I had a little bit more of an extremely faint brownish discharge, and so did an internal mucus check. What I came up with was that that hard vaginal wall feeling was right down almost to the entrance of my vagina. Does anyone know what causes this ...or has anyone else *experienced* this? There's probably a good reason for it happening, but ...well. You imagine things. You know? ------------- Cuinn Lachlan 23.1.09 - 22:00 Antonia Helene 4.8.11 - 09:41 |
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Posted By: Leish
Date Posted: 09 February 2007 at 12:02pm
I don't know what this could be but couldn't leave you here with no replies  ------------- http://lilypie.com">  http://lilypie.com">
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Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 09 February 2007 at 12:07pm
Ginger you should have done nursing training in your youth so you'd have answers for all these questions!  -------------  |
Posted By: ginger
Date Posted: 09 February 2007 at 12:16pm
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OK people ... today is *not* take the pi*s out of ginger day. Got it?
I'll hunt you down and beat you with my ladle you unhelpful wenches  ------------- Cuinn Lachlan 23.1.09 - 22:00 Antonia Helene 4.8.11 - 09:41 |
Posted By: my2angels
Date Posted: 09 February 2007 at 12:30pm
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to be honest with you even if things felt different up there i dont think my husband would tell me! he would be wayyyyy to embarassed to mention it so sorry cant help you. You know Ive learnt way more about my cervix and the way things would feel up there from you than i ever have!!!! each post is like a little anatomy lesson
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Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 09 February 2007 at 12:56pm
My DH notices some differences but usually when I'm in late pg 
Are you in a grump today Ginger? *ducks*------------- |
Posted By: Sarah Beth
Date Posted: 09 February 2007 at 1:25pm
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I would see if google could come up with something, but am scared of the sites I might get when searching!
Add it to the list of stuff to see the doctor about! ------------- "> 
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Posted By: ginger
Date Posted: 09 February 2007 at 1:52pm
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I don't even want to post this.
I'm pretty open about the whole TTC thing and associated ....stuff .... but, well ... Bu*ger. 
I have worked it out. I do not have advanced cancer of the nether regions as I imagined colourfully this morning (so I have an active imagination, sue me! ).
It appears that when you need to go number twos, or are building up to needing number twos ...you can actually *feel* it from your vagina. Honestly!!!!
I am *never* venturing in that direction *again*. Or at least if I do, I'm not telling anyone if I discover something new. AND FURTHERMORE if a *single* one of you sniggers ...I'm going to knock your blocks off. With the ladle. 
------------- Cuinn Lachlan 23.1.09 - 22:00 Antonia Helene 4.8.11 - 09:41 |
Posted By: ginger
Date Posted: 09 February 2007 at 1:53pm
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Oh ...and busymum? If you feel like winding someone into space - go ask annie if she's had the baby yet!
------------- Cuinn Lachlan 23.1.09 - 22:00 Antonia Helene 4.8.11 - 09:41 |
Posted By: MILF
Date Posted: 09 February 2007 at 2:00pm
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well i am firstly astonished that you are so flexible that you can feel round "up there" so much, well done you!
and second, how would you google that? "hard bit of cervix" or "really low va-jj wall" anyone else have ideas? Glad you just needed a sit down ginger. no really i am 
and how is that gorgeous ladle doing? ------------- Lyla - mum to Xanthe - my big 4 year old 
and Jordis - 1 year old 
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Posted By: JD
Date Posted: 09 February 2007 at 2:26pm
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If you cant ask here...where can you ask
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Posted By: ginger
Date Posted: 09 February 2007 at 2:40pm
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Ahhh lildo ...bless you!
Trust me, I googled a fair few combinations before I gave up and found some side views of female anatomy, and tried to work out what the hell I *might* be feeling if it wasn't a dreaded lurg! I am *such* a dork. Plus, I will *have* to tell DH because it's so funny, and he is going to wet himself laughing. At least I know that the cervix incident of last night and the ....*other* business (hahaha!! ) of today is unrelated.
And JD? Exactly! ------------- Cuinn Lachlan 23.1.09 - 22:00 Antonia Helene 4.8.11 - 09:41 |
Posted By: ginger
Date Posted: 09 February 2007 at 2:42pm
Blimming hell Lildo! I just had a squiz at your ticker to see when you are due !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uhhhh .... Congratulations?!
I'm off to hide under a rock now ... ------------- Cuinn Lachlan 23.1.09 - 22:00 Antonia Helene 4.8.11 - 09:41 |
Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 09 February 2007 at 2:43pm
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Haha yes I did know that but that wasn't quite what I was thinking from your description.
Are you sure your DH will laugh? Um DH, last night your *knob* was actually having a nice little massage from my err leftover dinner. Ugh!!! 
What would we do without you Ginger? You're so fun!!! ------------- |
Posted By: aimeejoy
Date Posted: 09 February 2007 at 2:45pm
 You have just made my day Ginger! That is all I will say...! ------------- Aimee Hannah 22/10/05 Greer 11/02/08 |
Posted By: ginger
Date Posted: 09 February 2007 at 2:47pm
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Actually, Lildo ...here's a question for you ...
If baby is born early and is really small ...does it still hurt as badly as when baby is a normal size eg. 7/8+ lbs I know it's a stupid question ...but, you don't ask, you don't learn! ------------- Cuinn Lachlan 23.1.09 - 22:00 Antonia Helene 4.8.11 - 09:41 |
Posted By: ginger
Date Posted: 09 February 2007 at 2:51pm
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[Snort] You're a gem busymum
The BD/cervix thing I'm absolutely certain is the BD/cervix thing as opposed to the ...other ...because that's not that unusual (I notice it, but he's never mentioned it before). And I can think of all sorts of terrible jokes to make if it wasn't the cervix - he's absolutely precious, and his sense of humour is a similar gutter grade to my own ------------- Cuinn Lachlan 23.1.09 - 22:00 Antonia Helene 4.8.11 - 09:41 |
Posted By: ginger
Date Posted: 09 February 2007 at 2:55pm
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Oh, and luvvies?
Just imagine what I'll come up with when I'm pregnant! When I get my BFP, you all may as well all just sit down with some pop corn and watch the show! ------------- Cuinn Lachlan 23.1.09 - 22:00 Antonia Helene 4.8.11 - 09:41 |
Posted By: jack_&_charli
Date Posted: 09 February 2007 at 3:04pm
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AND FURTHERMORE if a *single* one of you sniggers ...I'm going to knock your blocks off. With the ladle.
oh dear too late! i'm sorry i couldn't help myself!! 
thanks for the laugh, i needed it!
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Posted By: Leish
Date Posted: 09 February 2007 at 3:12pm
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Same - I sniggered too... Sorry ginger - couldn't help it.
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Posted By: james
Date Posted: 09 February 2007 at 3:27pm
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i new that ginger lol sorry ------------- <a href="http://lilypie.com"><img src="http://b4.lilypie.com/nLJ5p13.png" alt="Lilypie 4th Birthday Ticker" border="0" /></a> |
Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 09 February 2007 at 3:30pm
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Hahahahaha! Good one Vanessa!
Gosh I can't believe you posted 3 times in a row on the one thread Ginger!! Wow this has been a fantastic laugh for an otherwise exhausting day down here... post more, go on! I love to laugh! ------------- |
Posted By: nikkitheknitter
Date Posted: 09 February 2007 at 3:40pm
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Sorry! I giggled too! terribly immature of me!
And I looooove how open you are with your hubby! He sounds GREAT
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Posted By: MILF
Date Posted: 09 February 2007 at 3:53pm
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[QUOTE=ginger] Actually, Lildo ...here's a question for you ...
If baby is born early and is really small ...does it still hurt as badly as when baby is a normal size eg. 7/8+ lbs QUOTE] i could have sneezed jordis out. i thought i was going to the toilet so didnt tell the midwfe till she was nearly out. mw wasnt even near the bed and made a great dive and one handed catch :)it was such a good birth i had a poo that night ( dont think that is tmi here lol!) and started special cuddles with dh after 8 days. could have been earlier but didnt want to risk it. hope that helps ginger.... ------------- Lyla - mum to Xanthe - my big 4 year old
and Jordis - 1 year old
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Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 09 February 2007 at 4:10pm
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8 days!!! Well there's one woman who didn't get stitches ------------- |
Posted By: caraMel
Date Posted: 09 February 2007 at 4:10pm
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Oooops, totally missed the boat here.
I went to the loo a moment ago and came back on here after an epiphany to ask you if maybe you needed to do a poo, lol! Glad you've resolved it tho! ------------- Mel, Mummy to E: 6, B: 4 and: 
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Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 09 February 2007 at 5:51pm
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*not sniggering, honest*
My 9lber didn't hurt any more than my 6lber to butt in and answer the question that wasn't even directed at me ------------- Maya Grace (28/02/03)
 (02/01/06)
The Gremlins:Sienna Marie & Mercedes Kailah (14/10/06)
Lil miss:Chiara Louise Chloe (09/07/08)
Her ladyship:Rosalia Sophie Anais (18/06/12)
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Posted By: kezplanet
Date Posted: 09 February 2007 at 10:30pm
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Sorry Ginger, I'm scared of the ladel and I don't even know its history but......... I was waaaay past sniggering - without malice - I had a great tummy laugh, I'm so pleased you can talk to us all bout what is going on with your body!! Your an absolute GEM ------------- Kerryn, Mum to Ashlyn(29/3/04), Anastasia(1/11/05) & Abigail (24/02/09) |
Posted By: nikkitheknitter
Date Posted: 09 February 2007 at 10:38pm
Ah, that really is a measure of a good birth. I remember being terribly excited after I managed to do it (maybe the day after or two days after? two days sounds like an awfully long time ).
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xanthesmum wrote:Posted By: busymum
Date Posted: 09 February 2007 at 10:52pm
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Well to totally thread-jack, its the PU after catheter that gets me. Makes me more patient with TTing!! ------------- |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: 10 February 2007 at 10:59am
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My 8lb baby didnt hurt the only thing you need to worry about is the size of the head
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Posted By: miss
Date Posted: 10 February 2007 at 1:53pm
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OMG ginger - I totally have to duck the ladle - sorry ,but that was so funny! -------------  
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Posted By: ginger
Date Posted: 12 February 2007 at 10:10am
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Thanks gals
It's just one of those things I've been curious about, being a non-parent. As for the other ...I went home and told DH and he absolutely saw the funny side of it, and it sparked a very in depth discussion and about all manner of disgusting things
It was probably just as well we were in a disgusting frame of mind ...we went to Spookers on Saturday!!  ------------- Cuinn Lachlan 23.1.09 - 22:00 Antonia Helene 4.8.11 - 09:41 |
Posted By: miss
Date Posted: 12 February 2007 at 3:55pm
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Oh - were you scared bowel motion less - lol!! I have heard that some people just can't handle spookers becasue it is too scary! -------------
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