A bit of a laugh
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Topic: A bit of a laugh
Posted By: Guests
Subject: A bit of a laugh
Date Posted: 19 September 2006 at 5:30pm
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To lighten the mood. i know from experience i was exactly like this lol
Fourteen Days and Counting: Every woman's emotional roller coaster will have its own personal peaks and valleys mixed in with variety of twists, turns and "loop to loops" Here's a quick day-by-day snapshot of a typical internal dialogue during 2ww: 1 DPO: This is going to be the month. I know it. 2 DPO: We should have bd one more time tonight, just to be sure. 3 DPO: I don't want to ruin this perfect cycle. We'll have smilies-bd.gif again this morning, just in case. 4 DPO: We did it. Everything was perfect. 5 DPO: Whew,...it's over. We did everything we possibly could do. 6 DPO: I wish we hadn't skipped bd on day 10, but sperm can live for a couple of days, right? 7 DPO: Forget it: who am I kidding? I am not pregnant. I can see a big pimple in the middle of my forehead. I'm having a glass of wine. 8 DPO: I'm never going to be a mother 9 DPO Wait, I feel different. Maybe I will be a mother. 10 DPO: My boobs are really sore, and Iam so tired 11 DPO: I'm definitely pregnant! 12 DPO: What was I thinking drinking that wine? 13 DPO: No sign of my period. That's it... Iam pregnant. Iam taking a test tomorrow. 14 DPO: Negative. But it's still really early to get an accurate response. My back aches ---I wonder what that means? 15 DPO: Spotting. It doesn't mean anything. I am taking another test. Hmmm this one looks different. Where's my flashlight? I need to get a better look. 16 DPO: Another test: another negative. Dang! But I still don't have my period, so there's still hope. Why did I cheap out and buy these gereric tests? I will try a different brand tomorrow. CD1: Oh, nooo! How can this be happening again? I got my period! CD2: Forget the pinot grigio. I need a cosmo! |
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Posted By: Paws
Date Posted: 19 September 2006 at 6:57pm
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Oh yeah.....I remember those days!! ------------- http://lilypie.com"> 
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Posted By: ginger
Date Posted: 20 September 2006 at 9:37am
Argh ...If only it wasn't so accurate! 
And at least you guys do still remember what it's like to wait and wait and wait! It makes it a bit easier on us still TTC! ------------- Cuinn Lachlan 23.1.09 - 22:00 Antonia Helene 4.8.11 - 09:41 |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: 20 September 2006 at 9:39am
| Yup definately remember its an emotional rollercoaster! |
Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 20 September 2006 at 11:19am
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That is sooooo true! I have no idea how we kept sane! -------------  Maya Grace (28/02/03)
 (02/01/06)
The Gremlins:Sienna Marie & Mercedes Kailah (14/10/06)
Lil miss:Chiara Louise Chloe (09/07/08)
Her ladyship:Rosalia Sophie Anais (18/06/12)
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Posted By: ginger
Date Posted: 20 September 2006 at 11:47am
You kept sane...? ...Geez ...lucky!
 ------------- Cuinn Lachlan 23.1.09 - 22:00 Antonia Helene 4.8.11 - 09:41 |
Posted By: Lulu
Date Posted: 20 September 2006 at 12:42pm
Yep, I remember what that felt like! I am having a bit of a holiday from the 2WW... at least until IVF starts! ------------- Lou http://www.babysfirstsite.com"> 
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Posted By: Maya
Date Posted: 20 September 2006 at 1:20pm
Ginger - it's a debatable point... ------------- Maya Grace (28/02/03)
(02/01/06)
The Gremlins:Sienna Marie & Mercedes Kailah (14/10/06)
Lil miss:Chiara Louise Chloe (09/07/08)
Her ladyship:Rosalia Sophie Anais (18/06/12)
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Posted By: my2angels
Date Posted: 20 September 2006 at 1:37pm
| i think the whole waiting is the worst, its amazing how slow two weeks can be and then if your not preggie you have to wait again!!! I really do feel for all you ladies TTC |
Posted By: Jennz
Date Posted: 20 September 2006 at 7:44pm
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Thats hilarious! Its like you have written down my inner dialogue ------------- Jen, Charlotte 7 & Kate 3 
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