a funny for mothers day
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Topic: a funny for mothers day
Posted By: purpledragon
Subject: a funny for mothers day
Date Posted: 11 May 2008 at 2:44pm
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WHY GOD MADE MUMS
Answers given by 2nd grade school childre to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the sticky tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt,just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 3. God made my Mum just the same like he made me,He just used bigger parts. What ingredients are mothers made of? 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string,I think. Why did God give you your mother and not some other mum? 1. We're related. 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mums like me. What kind of little girl was your mum? 1. My mum has always been my mum and none of the other stuff. 2. I don't know because I wasn't there,but my guess would be pretty bossy. 3. They say she used to be nice. What did mum need to know about dad before she married him? 1. His last name. 2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer? 3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and Yes to chores? Why did your mum marry your dad? 1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world,and mum eats a lot. 2. She got to old to do anything else with him. 3. My grandma says that mum didn't have her thinking cap on. Who's the boss at your house? 1. Mum doesn't want to be boss,but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. 2. Mum. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed. 3. I guess mum is,but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. What's the difference between mums and dads? 1. Mums work at work and work at home,and dads just go to work at work. 2. Mums know how to talk to teachers without scaring them. 3. Dads are taller and stronger,but mums have all the real power 'cause that's who you have to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's house. 4. Mums have magic,they make you feel better without medicine. What does you mum do in her spare time? 1. Mothers don't do spare time. 2. To hear her tell it,she pays the bills all day long. What would it take to make you mum perfect? 1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside,I think some kind of plastic surgery. 2. Diet. You know her hair. I'd dye it, maybe blue. If you could change one thing about your mum,what would it be? 1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. 2. I's make my mum smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me. 3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. ------------- Tania & Les Nicholas 18 Vaughn 15 Lisa 10 Tara 5yrs Gestational Surrogate for couple in Whakatane Egg collection week of 4th Oct Embryo transfer week of 11th Oct |
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Posted By: Andie
Date Posted: 11 May 2008 at 2:47pm
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LOLOL! Ah, that's just too cute and so funny! ------------- Andie |
Posted By: MonicaMouse
Date Posted: 12 May 2008 at 3:43am
I got emailed that the other day and smiled then too. I didn't read the 2nd line at first and thought that it was a multi choice test ------------- 
Blair 15/10/2007 Daniel 30/07/2009 |
Posted By: alexbabe
Date Posted: 12 May 2008 at 11:36am
| aww to cute |