our neighbourhood always has something going on, its enough to actually sell the TV's

Here are a few stories that come to mind:
Just last week our neighbours across the street were having a domestic and the guy put his arm through their glass door. Turns out he tore through 4 muscles, an artery and a tendon. Lucky DH was home as he has had a bit of training.
We have a group of islanders who live next door and there is always someone coming and going at all hours of the day and night, their driveway backs on to our bedroom and
we don't have a fence inbetween. They certainly aren't quiet. There must be at least 10 people living there ranging from 6yo to 50yo.
The same neighbours were up at 5am on Xmas morning with Snoopys Christmas blasting.
Our neighbours behind us constantly scream and shout. Either we hear things being thrown around their house and them swearing, or we hear very loud and descriptive s*x noises.
Other neighbours have parties every second weekend or so which last till about 4am. Last weekend it involved burning couches.
Oh, and a couple of years ago we had some police turn up on our doorstep to do a raid on our house. Turns out the guy before us was a known criminal and drug dealer and our house was his last known address.
Hmmm, perhaps its time to move