You know you are sleep deprived when...

1. You forget your husbands birthdate while filling out birth registration forms.

2. While filling out the birth registration you also forget what year your brand new baby was born!

3. Your hubby, fully dressed, attempts to put his shorts on over his jeans.

Anyone else got any pearlers to add??

lol I had a dream the police took jack off me for a night and when i woke up and realised it wasn't true i was disappointed

1. U talk to your cat likes its ur baby by accident

2. Call your baby ur cats name (i do this often) or vice versa

3. Go shopping at 7.30am to get nappies etc and put shopping in the car and instead of getting in the drivers seat to leave u climb in behind the drivers seat shut the door wait a min before realising that you are the one that is supposed to be in the drivers seat. Get out sheepishly and leave in a hurry LOL

Tiredness when I was a new mum:
Dreamt that the baby was my pillow and kept waking up with a fright!
Bit further down the track:
Put nappies on backwards.

.. I have tonnes more but I'm too tired to think of them!

when mikey was little and we were trying to get him to stop sleeping in our bed i'd wake up freaking out coz i couldn't find him and i'd wake sam up by frantically patting all over the bed looking for the baby before waking up enough to realise that he was in his cot.

oh and another one or two:

Putting the meat in the microwave to defrost so the cats dont get it and then forgetting and instead of setting up the timer i turned the microwave on and cooked the meat inside lol

Im also one that has the random dreams about suffocating or rolling onto ella when she doesnt even sleep with us. I even have been known to wake cory coz i was patting him and prying his arms open trying to find ella.

I have put the formula tin in the fridge fall asleep in the bath and almost drowned if it was not for partner coming in as he said i was so heavy asleep.

doing up an all in one before realising there was no nappy on

You know your sleep deprived when you can lose pretty much everything and anything when you have a clean house.
You know your sleep deprived when you wake up before your newborn.
You know your sleep deprived when your favourite TV show that your partner will give you peace to watch without interruption becomes naptime!
You know your sleep deprived when you wonder why the dog isn't coming to your call and you realise you're calling your babies name.
You know your sleep deprived if you have ever put clothing a bottle or a nappy on the wrong end of a baby.
You know you are sleep deprived when you are convinced that everyone else is crazy and you are the sane one.
You know you are sleep deprived when you say to your babycom "shhh, go back to sleep!"
I'm not so sleep deprived today!

I have had several dreams that Ashleigh is in our bed and I'm trying to find her! One night the cat was between my legs asleep and I thought he was Ashleigh - he must have got a huge fright when I tried to swoop him up!! And yip, never remember how many scoops of formula I have put in!!