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    Posted: 27 January 2011 at 9:00am
Good for a giggle

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns


Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The Titanic

Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous

Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

Dear Boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
Sincerely, Spiders

Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, Google

Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely, BP

Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely, 1985

Dear Justin Bieber,
Ariel would really love her voice back.
Sincerely, King Triton

Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
Sincerely, Jack

Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, That Little Triangle

Dear Taylor Swift,
If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end.
Sincerely, Shakespeare

Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely, God

Dear Rubik's Cube,
Done!
Sincerely, Colorblind

Dear Santa,
Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.
Sincerely, Tiger Woods

Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,
I Can't. Breathe.
Sincerely, Your Balls

Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now?
Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio

Dear Sleeping Beauty,
I had to join the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally save China for my man.
All you had to do was wake up.
Sincerely, Mulan

Dear Romeo,
My death isn't the only thing I've been faking...
Sincerely, Juliet

Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely, Unimpressed

Dear Sex Educators,
Abstinence is only 99.99% effective.
Sincerely, The Virgin Mary


Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic


Dear Toaster,
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Sincerely, Toast

Dear Edward,
I really hope that one day, I can find my way into your heart.
Sincerely, a stake


Dear Prince Charming,
You've got some explaining to do!
Sincerely, Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel, and Sleeping Beauty
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ha ha ha...very funny!
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Haha awesome! Love the window wiper one


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BAHAHAHA my fave was the windshield wipers one
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Can I please copy this and put it on my FB?

Just thought it polite to ask before doing so.

Is that ok?

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Haha, I loved the windscreen wiper one too.

Very well done.
 
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Thats fine escadachic. i actually got it from an email i was sent
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hahaha
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Lol, thanks for the giggle, =)
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some of those are fricken hilarious!!
Brandon - 05/12/2003
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I love this!


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love it. totally made me LOL for real.
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ohhh I laughed out loud at those!!! in fact...I LOL'd !
brilliant.
Am stealing it





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I love that :D

Lots of fun, I'm sure I'm getting weird looks for laughing at my computer.
Kiara is 3 and Teagan is 2, now we're expecting our long awaited 3rd!
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Bahahahahahahaha so funny.
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I laughed out loud too, haha! Thanks for the giggle x


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lol love funnies...we should start a thread for them or add to yours...must go look for some
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frickin hilarious

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Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, That Little Triangle

 

loved this the most!!!!!!
My babies:

R (9),G (7), J (5)
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